AN EASTER SMILE FOR YOU...

Easter

A stye of hellfire-and-damnation preachers emerged and appealed to the madding crowds with the congregation often answering back.

The late Reverend Ian Paisley repeated an example of this sort of sermon, in jesting self-deprecation: "Ye are all bound for damnation. There will be weeping and gnashing of teeth!"

From near the back an old woman piped up: "And what about us what has no teeth?"

The preacher answered: "Teeth will be provided!"